Top 10 Worst Military Blunders in History
Civilization has been at war since the dawn of man and it’s been making mistakes for even longer than that. When these two most natural of man’s habits are combined the result is tragedy. When a military blunder is made not only are lives lost but the fate of entire nations can change.10. The Munich Agreement
- Who: Great Britain, France, Italy and Germany
- When: September 30, 1938
- Where: Munich
Hungary also benefited from this agreement, gaining permission from Hitler and Mussolini to annex the southern areas of the newly formed Slovak vassal state and Carpathia. Hitler was already full and these were just the scraps left on his plate. But it wouldn’t be long before he digested Czechoslovakia and started looking for his next meal.
9. The Vietnam War
- Who: Republic of Vietnam, Australia, New Zealand, South Korea and the U.S vs North Vietnam, China, U.S.S.R and the Viet Cong.
- When: 1959-1975
- Where: Vietnam
8. The Battle of Lake Trasimene
- Who: Hanibal vs Rome
- When: 217 BC
- Where: Northern Italy
7. The Charge of the Light Brigade
- Who: Great Britain vs Russia
- When: October 25, 1854
- Where: Sevastopol, Russia
It was a miscommunication that caused the British cavalry to charge into the valley. The original order had been to capture the enemy guns on one side of the valley, but instead they were given the instruction to charge through the valley and to capture the main bank of enemy guns. The British Cavalrymen, led by Lord Cardigan, must have known this to be suicide but dutifully followed their orders. Lord Cardigan led the charge. This foolish action led the Russian officers to believe that the British were drunk.
Miraculously, nearly two hundred of the 600 strong Light Brigade survived the charge and Lord Cardigan returned home as hero and a fashion icon. As a result, his woolen jacket , which had been made especially for the cold Russian weather, became a popular item of clothing known as the cardigan (the sweater).
Tennyson immortalized the charge of the Light Brigade in his poem of the same name. In this he famously wrote ‘ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die’.
6. The Dieppe Raid
- Who: Canada/Britain vs Germany
- When: August 19, 1942
- Where: France
In fact they did have better luck next time. The Dieppe raid provided inspiration and vital tactical information for the Normandy landings. Call it a test run for the real thing.
5. Battle of the Little Big Horn
- Who: America vs Lakota-Northern Cheyenne
- When: June 25-26, 1876
Little Bighorn was either a great success for the Native peoples of North America, or a huge defeat for the entire Custer family. Custer not only lost his own life, but those of his nephew, brother-in-law and two of his brothers.
4. Japanese Attack of Pearl Harbor
- Who: America vs Japan
- When: Dec 7, 1941
- Where: Hawaii
The purpose of the Pearl Harbor attack was to destroy the American will to wage war and gain naval control of the Pacific. The architect of the Pearl Harbor attack later described this as incredible error in judgment, an understatement of epic proportions. After learning that, due to a communications glitch, Japan’s declaration of war was delivered after the attack took place, Admiral Isoruku Yamamoto warned his colleagues, “I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.” No truer words were ever spoken. American vengeance would be swift and complete with no small amount of assistance from our invaluable allies, England, Canada, Australia, and the Soviet Union.
As a blunder within a blunder, Japanese forces did not deploy their third wave of attack at Pearl Harbour. Had this been done they would likely have destroyed the American fuel depot and severely crippled the U.S ability to fight an offensive naval campaign.
3. Battle of Watling Street
- Who: Romans vs Celtic Britons
- Where: Southern England
Boudicca marched her undiciplined army of tribal warriors and farmers along the Roman road known as Watling Street, hoping to ambush the Roman army on it’s return from Wales. Perhaps it was because all Roman roads are straight that the Romans saw her coming. They took a defensive position and set up their ‘scorpios’, large repeating crossbows capable of capable of picking off a bearded barbarian up to 100 meters away. If the Britons thought that their large numbers were enough to tackle the professional Roman army, they were wrong. The Romans used their superior tactics against the Celts, creating a wall of shields and spears that Boudicca’s forces could not penetrate. Then, with the enemy on the run, the Romans marched forward, keeping their formation and slaughtering every hairy heathen in their path. The Britons were crushed between the advancing Roman line and their reserve forces and supply wagons to the rear. They were slaughtered.
The Roman army at Watling Street consisted of only 400 men but their tactics were so deadly that even Queen Boudicca turned and ran. It is believed that she took her own life rather than surrender to her enemy. For the Romans this was a great victory over a superior number. To the Britons, however, it was a bit of a boob.
2. German Invasion of the Soviet Union
- Nazi Germany vs Soviet Russia
- Where: Russia
The attack on the Soviet Union was sneaky and rather dastardly. Hitler had signed a non-aggression pact with the Soviets only two years previously. As a result the Russians had not armed themselves for war and posed no threat to Nazi Germany. Hitlers decision to break the pact and invade was nothing short of greed and would see him fighting a war on two fronts.
Of course, Nazi Germany was the most powerful military force in the world at that time and it has to be said that the invasion of Russia went very well at first. The unprepared Soviet troops offered little resistance, allowing the Germans to push forward to Moscow, capturing most of the Union’s major cities. Eventually, however, the weather changed and so did the fortune of the German’s. The Soviet troops were used to the cold, Hitler was not. The reds made a spectacular comeback and forced the Nazis out of their territory.
The Soviet Union was a major player in the downfall of Nazi Germany. Had Hitler never angered the Russian bear there is a good chance that he might never have been defeated by the allies at all. The map of Europe might still now be painted red and dotted with little swastikas. You got too greedy Adolf – shame on you.
1. Napoleon’s Invasion of Russia
- Who: French Empire (and allies) vs Russia
- When: 1812
- Where: Russia
Napoleon entered Russia with around 690,000 men. This army was made up of 250,000 French and soldiers from Italy, Naples, the German states, Span, Portugal, Poland, Croatia and Austria. Leaving many of the non-French forces to defend the border Napoleon set of for Moscow with high hopes. Unfortunately, along the way the heater in his Citroen 2CV broke and he was forced to find a nearby garage.
Napoleon entered Moscow to find that it had been abandoned by the Russians. Those that remained were starving and had begun looting food. There were no officials to offer the surrender of the city and no food to feed the massive army. Soon the French army began looting for themselves and somewhere in this chaos a fire was started. The fire destroyed four fifths of the city of Moscow and left Napoleon and his army with no shelter, food or plunder. Napoleon had not even received a formal victory and, being a pompous little man, this annoyed the hell out of him.
With no supplies and the heater in his 2CV still not fixed, Napoleon was forced to withdraw from Russia. Of his 600,000 strong ‘Grand Army’, only about 40,000 limped back into France to quell a revolt that had taken place in his absence. The Nepalese, Austrian and Prussian armies all ran off home swearing that they thought it was a bad idea from the start. This defeat sent a message across Europe Napoleon was not invincible, and with his army now crippled from frostbite he was open to attack.